The Communist Dictatorship of Lubuskovich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jibav Vorodsky with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.929 billion Lubuskovichians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lubuskovichianica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lubuskovichian economy, worth 497 trillion Communist Lubuskovich Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,727 Communist Lubuskovich Points, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 876,711 per year while the poor average 55,848, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lubuskovich's national animal is the Lambisna, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lubuskovich Atheistsm.

Lubuskovich is ranked 159,933^rd in the world and 14^th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 1.93 billion capita.