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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Populations: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 34th
The Zombie Nukers of
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Look at me

Population44.548 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and notable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.548 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 29,476 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,676 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,209 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 33rd in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 44.5 billion capita.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Populations: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 34thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51stLargest Mining Sector: 53rdMost Avoided: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 70thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thLargest Insurance Industry: 99thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106thHighest Average Incomes: 118thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 127thLargest Gambling Industry: 129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 150thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 286thMost Patriotic: 382ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 417thFattest Citizens: 574thMost Efficient Economies: 671stLowest Crime Rates: 694thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 748thLargest Governments: 825thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,075thSafest: 1,565thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,652ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,658thRudest Citizens: 2,613thLargest Retail Industry: 2,696thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,924thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,692ndMost Influential: 7,770thLargest Black Market: 9,458thMost Stationary: 12,379thMost Armed: 13,336thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,029thMost Conservative: 17,557th
Safest: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

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