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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Populations: 37th
The Zombie Nukers of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Look at me

Population46.668 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.668 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 30,879 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,676 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,209 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 281,435th in the world and 24th in The Axis of Evil for Longest Average Lifespans, with 24.97 years.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Populations: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 53rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54thLargest Mining Sector: 55thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rdMost Avoided: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 79thLargest Insurance Industry: 98thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 117thLargest Gambling Industry: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 190thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 409thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 487thFattest Citizens: 588thLowest Crime Rates: 824thMost Efficient Economies: 858thMost Patriotic: 866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 892ndLargest Governments: 1,005thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,594thSafest: 1,703rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,798thRudest Citizens: 2,704thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,060thMost Influential: 6,673rdMost Stationary: 10,564thLargest Black Market: 12,928thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,151stMost Conservative: 15,456thMost Armed: 15,954thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,425th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the region

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