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Most Primitive: 4,632ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,713thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,148th
The Free Republic of
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Lombarstan

Population3.194 billion

CapitalAzaren
LeaderNazan Bekiroklu
Faithunknown

CurrencyZollar
AnimalWolf

The Free Republic of Lombarstan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nazan Bekiroklu with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.194 billion Lombarons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azaren. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lombaron economy, worth 334 trillion Zollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,752 Zollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Books are so highly regarded in Lombarstan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lombarstan's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is unknown.

Lombarstan is ranked 56,735th in the world and 16th in The Axis of Evil for Most Patriotic, with 24.75 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Primitive: 4,632ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,713thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20,148thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,623rd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lombarstan lodged a message on the The Axis of Evil Regional Message Board.
  • : Lombarstan lodged a message on the The Axis of Evil Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, books are so highly regarded in Lombarstan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Lombarstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Lombarstan, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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