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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,187thMost Influential: 1,187th
The Holy Pātissier of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Marshmallow?
Princess Turdina
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Linguiniland

Population9.83 billion

CapitalMewni
LeaderPrincess Turdina
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.83 billion Linguinilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,423 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 30,704th in the world and 966th in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 5,752.09 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 718thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,187thMost Influential: 1,187thTop
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Safest: 5,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,318thMost Inclusive: 7,143rdHighest Food Quality: 8,463rdMost Developed: 8,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,953rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,310thSmartest Citizens: 10,485thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,688thMost Cultured: 10,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,840thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,908thLargest Governments: 11,071stBest Weather: 11,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,540thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,664thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,124thHealthiest Citizens: 13,280thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,804thLowest Crime Rates: 14,211thMost Pacifist: 14,402ndHighest Economic Output: 16,230thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,462ndNicest Citizens: 17,144thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 21,525thMost Secular: 23,306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,588th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 111th in the regionSafest: 163rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionMost Inclusive: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 246th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 256th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 292nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 307th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 318th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Cultured: 327th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 344th in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 366th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 370th in the regionLargest Populations: 371st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 392nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 411th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 476th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Pacifist: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 594th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 605th in the regionNicest Citizens: 616th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 688th in the regionRudest Citizens: 735th in the regionMost Secular: 764th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 966th in the regionMost Stationary: 979th in the region

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