|Animal||Pink Fairy Armadillo|
The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.83 billion Linguinilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,423 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Linguiniland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Kingdom of Stoinia.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The United States of Brazilian impero2.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Federation of OznijZ.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
- : Linguiniland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Linguiniland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Used to Be of Emodea.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Federation of OznijZ.
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