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Largest Populations: 386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 652ndMost Stationary: 956th
The Timeless Warriors of
Father Knows Best State
If a man has no honour, he has nothing
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Kolothland

Population42.504 billion

CapitalQartz
LeaderChancellor
Faithkuvah'magh

CurrencyBloodwine
AnimalTribble

The Timeless Warriors of Kolothland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.504 billion Kolothlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qartz. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kolothlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,994 trillion Bloodwines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 188,085 Bloodwines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, it is said that a Kolothlandian woman's work is never done, and farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolothland's national animal is the Tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is kuvah'magh.

Kolothland is ranked 47,498th in the world and 6th in Dragon Lair for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 256,098 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 386thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 652ndMost Stationary: 956thHighest Economic Output: 1,135thSafest: 1,724thMost Patriotic: 2,565thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,903rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,092ndMost Secular: 5,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,738thLowest Crime Rates: 6,119thLargest Governments: 6,721stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,075thHealthiest Citizens: 9,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,424thHighest Average Incomes: 9,440thSmartest Citizens: 9,978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,463rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,136thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,638thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,320thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,791stMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,553rdMost Influential: 24,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,630thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,068thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,971stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,239thMost Developed: 30,258th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans and Highest Poor Incomes, and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, it is said that a Kolothlandian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Kolothland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Kolothland, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.

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