The Timeless Warriors of Kolothland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 42.504 billion Kolothlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qartz. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kolothlandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,994 trillion Bloodwines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 188,085 Bloodwines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, it is said that a Kolothlandian woman's work is never done, and farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kolothland's national animal is the Tribble, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is kuvah'magh.

Kolothland is ranked 47,498^th in the world and 6^th in Dragon Lair for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 256,098 Standard Monetary Units.