The Hidden Country of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.69 billion Kiljaritians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 12,784 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,215 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the Kiljarit Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 12,060^th in the world and 9^th in Canada for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 399,855 Standard Monetary Units.