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Most Developed: 231stHealthiest Citizens: 242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 255th
The Hidden Country of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Ummm.....We'll think of one later
Takeshi Kobayashi
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Kiljarit

Population35.69 billion

CapitalTirajilik
LeaderTakeshi Kobayashi
FaithKobayashiism

Currencykiljari
Animalkomodo dragon

The Hidden Country of Kiljarit is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Takeshi Kobayashi with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.69 billion Kiljaritians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirajilik. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiljaritian economy, worth an astonishing 12,784 trillion kiljaris a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,215 kiljaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the Kiljarit Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiljarit's national animal is the komodo dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kobayashiism.

Kiljarit is ranked 12,060th in the world and 9th in Canada for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 399,855 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Developed: 231stHealthiest Citizens: 242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 381stHighest Economic Output: 403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 417thMost Influential: 426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 496thBest Weather: 536thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 603rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 623rdMost Stationary: 646thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 961stLargest Governments: 1,041stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,162ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,177thHighest Average Incomes: 1,360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,471stHighest Food Quality: 1,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,869thLargest Populations: 1,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,921stMost Patriotic: 2,059thMost Devout: 2,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,607thSmartest Citizens: 2,688thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,943rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,226thMost Cultured: 3,356thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,749thNicest Citizens: 3,917thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,489thMost Inclusive: 4,866thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,921stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,147thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,255thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,751stSafest: 11,411thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,060thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,178thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,490thMost Authoritarian: 17,164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,168thMost Income Equality: 21,565thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,289th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Kiljarit was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, the Kiljarit Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
  • : Kiljarit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiljarit, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.

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