The Federated Communes of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 42.454 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 16,813 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 396,043 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Kalmykhia City make great practice for foreign snipers, Kalmykhia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the government invades its allies more than its enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 311,218^th in the world and 90^th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.