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Highest Drug Use: 384thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,709thHighest Crime Rates: 2,442nd
The Gathering of
Civil Rights Lovefest
On Juggalo Island, we can be one.
Shaggy 2 Dope
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Juggalo Island

Population8.174 billion

CapitalThe Gathering of the Juggaloes
LeaderShaggy 2 Dope
FaithMagnets

Currencycan of Faygo
AnimalJuggalo

The Gathering of Juggalo Island is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shaggy 2 Dope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.174 billion Juggaloes hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gathering of the Juggaloes. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Down With The Clown economy, worth 887 trillion cans of Faygo a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Gambling, Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,614 cans of Faygo, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Juggalo Island's national animal is the Juggalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Magnets.

Juggalo Island is ranked 48,721st in the world and 3rd in Subreality for Most Extreme, scoring 32.04 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 384thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,709thHighest Crime Rates: 2,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,700thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,590thFattest Citizens: 6,818thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,526thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,821stLargest Black Market: 8,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,512thLargest Retail Industry: 10,136thMost Inclusive: 10,510thBest Weather: 10,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,454thNudest: 13,359thMost Armed: 14,012thTop
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Most Avoided: 15,461stNicest Citizens: 17,229thMost Stationary: 17,912thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,581stHighest Food Quality: 20,842ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,404thMost Politically Free: 21,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,975thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,891stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,422ndMost Secular: 27,936thHighest Economic Output: 28,230th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Juggalo Island's influence in Subreality rose from "Diplomat" to "Enforcer".
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Economic Output, and Most Developed.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Juggalo Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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