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Most Patriotic: 1,269thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,374thLowest Crime Rates: 2,973rd
The United Revolutionary States of
Democratic Socialists
Hardwork, Discipline, Unity
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Janpia

Population1.798 billion

CapitalKalingrad City
LeaderYorischa Juneschen

CurrencyJP
AnimalRaven

The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yorischa Juneschen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.798 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 321 trillion JPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,923 JPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 61,281st in the world and 163rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 214,260 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Patriotic: 1,269thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,374thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,973rdMost Influential: 3,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,936thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,176thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,351stHealthiest Citizens: 5,543rdLargest Governments: 5,763rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,930thMost Developed: 6,044thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,544thMost Inclusive: 7,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,103rdHighest Food Quality: 8,808thSmartest Citizens: 8,896thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,024thSafest: 9,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,387thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,932ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,795thMost Secular: 14,408thMost Cultured: 14,577thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,175thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,126th
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Most Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 162nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Average: 177th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 186th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, Janpia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Janpia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.

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