The United Revolutionary States of Janpia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yorischa Juneschen with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 1.798 billion Janpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalingrad City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Janpian economy, worth 321 trillion JPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 178,923 JPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janpia's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Janpia is ranked 61,281^st in the world and 163^rd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 214,260 Standard Monetary Units.