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Most Income Equality: 667thMost Secular: 3,327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,733rd
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Israeli Kibbutz

Population7.931 billion

CapitalKarl Marx Kibbutz
LeaderKarl Marx


The Democratic Republic of Israeli Kibbutz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Marx with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.931 billion Israelis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karl Marx Kibbutz. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Israeli Kibbutzian economy, worth 750 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,663 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Israeli Kibbutzian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, third world countries are rich in "I Love Karl Marx Kibbutz" t-shirts, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israeli Kibbutz's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Israeli Kibbutz is ranked 286,262nd in the world and 11,813th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Income Equality: 667thTop
Most Secular: 3,327thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,733rdNicest Citizens: 14,031stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,110thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,143rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 16,293rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,614thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,829thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,691stMost Inclusive: 27,260thMost Pacifist: 29,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 30,391st
Most Income Equality: 25th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 125th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 343rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 343rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 370th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 391st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 521st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 522nd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 625th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 638th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 647th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 777th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 807th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 826th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 833rd in the regionMost Cultured: 850th in the regionMost Pacifist: 851st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 855th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 864th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,054th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,172nd in the region

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