The Democratic Republic of Israeli Kibbutz is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Karl Marx with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.931 billion Israelis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karl Marx Kibbutz. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Israeli Kibbutzian economy, worth 750 trillion Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,663 Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Israeli Kibbutzian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, third world countries are rich in "I Love Karl Marx Kibbutz" t-shirts, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Israeli Kibbutz's national animal is the Gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Israeli Kibbutz is ranked 286,262^nd in the world and 11,813^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.