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Israeli Airstrikes

Population35.513 billion

CapitalJoseph City


The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.513 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 33,477 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 233,903rd in the world and 239th in The Black Hawks for Most Devout, with 8.81 prayers per hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Black Market: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 20thHighest Average Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 45thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 45thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112thMost Patriotic: 169thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 242ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271stMost Subsidized Industry: 282ndMost Avoided: 300thLargest Governments: 329thMost Efficient Economies: 349thFattest Citizens: 423rdLowest Crime Rates: 532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 622ndLargest Retail Industry: 905thMost Stationary: 927thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,289thLargest Populations: 2,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,396thTop
Most Primitive: 4,280thRudest Citizens: 6,777thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,003rdMost Influential: 9,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,881stMost Conservative: 12,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,757thTop
Smartest Citizens: 20,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,326thMost Developed: 24,386thMost Authoritarian: 27,031stLargest Gambling Industry: 27,958th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the region

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