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Highest Food Quality: 1stMost Cultured: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11th
The Classy Realm of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Sioux is a girl's name.
Warren Douglas
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Half-Milers

Population32.256 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderWarren Douglas

CurrencyEleanor
AnimalArchie

The Classy Realm of Half-Milers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Warren Douglas with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.256 billion Half-Milersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Half-Milersian economy, worth an astonishing 15,023 trillion Eleanors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 465,743 Eleanors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2. Crime is totally unknown. Half-Milers's national animal is the Archie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Half-Milers is ranked 5,938th in the world and 26th in Wysteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 580,228 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Food Quality: 1stMost Cultured: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12thMost Inclusive: 12thSmartest Citizens: 25thMost Advanced Public Education: 33rdLargest Publishing Industry: 34thLargest Welfare Programs: 37thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Pacifist: 43rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 46thMost Rebellious Youth: 52ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 61stLargest Governments: 70thNicest Citizens: 73rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 78thMost Compassionate Citizens: 94thLeast Corrupt Governments: 152ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 197thBest Weather: 217thMost Developed: 240thHighest Poor Incomes: 258thLongest Average Lifespans: 259thHighest Economic Output: 259thHealthiest Citizens: 366thHighest Average Incomes: 525thRudest Citizens: 527thLowest Crime Rates: 682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 736thMost Efficient Economies: 788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,201stMost Influential: 1,307thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,393rdMost Politically Free: 1,456thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,641stHighest Drug Use: 1,728thLargest Populations: 2,795thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,721stMost Stationary: 5,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,938thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,872ndNudest: 13,051stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,908thTop
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Most Secular: 20,332ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,586th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, this year's televised Budget Forecast has been cancelled because there was already one last year.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
  • : Half-Milers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, no one cares when it's your birthday.
  • : Following new legislation in Half-Milers, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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