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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,127thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,711thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,579th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Honor stands tallest
The Supreme
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Guay

Population1.608 billion

CapitalThe Supremacy
LeaderThe Supreme

CurrencyGuay Pennes
AnimalPeacock

The Dominion of Guay is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.608 billion Guayanese are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Supremacy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Guayian economy, worth 177 trillion Guay Penneses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,475 Guay Penneses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,746 per year while the poor average 12,229, a ratio of 45.5 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, and clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guay's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Guay is ranked 50,277th in the world and 2,998th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.09 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,127thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,711thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,579thFattest Citizens: 8,810thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,335thMost Conservative: 14,171stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,549thLargest Retail Industry: 14,677thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,775thMost Secular: 21,358thMost Patriotic: 21,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,052nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 353rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 393rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 422nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 459th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 564th in the regionMost Conservative: 566th in the regionMost Extreme: 574th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 619th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 643rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 652nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 670th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Guay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Guay's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Guay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Guay's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Guay's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in Guay, clandestine emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Guay, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
  • : Following new legislation in Guay, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Guay, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Guay was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.

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