The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.366 billion Vietnamese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 352,135 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, Greater Vietnamian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, and Vladimir Lenin's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Greater Vietnam is ranked 311,252^nd in the world and 89^th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.