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Most Primitive: 4,751stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,464th
The Monarchical Clandoms of
Democratic Socialists
For-chro agus Dlthcheangal
Rgh Eilean Lodhas
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Gaeloid

Population984 million

CapitalInnis nan g
LeaderRgh Eilean Lodhas

CurrencyBonn
AnimalUnicorn

The Monarchical Clandoms of Gaeloid is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Rgh Eilean Lodhas with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 984 million Gaeloidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Innis nan g. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gaeloidian economy, worth 56.8 trillion Bonns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,724 Bonns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds, and citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaeloid's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gaeloid is ranked 188,106th in the world and 2nd in TERRA INCOGNITA for Most Avoided, scoring 2 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Primitive: 4,751stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,464th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gaeloid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, citizens frequently whisper of the Internet as 'the domain of the devil'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, biotech companies are fined if their jumbled genetic sequences look too familiar.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, shaking a stone out of your shoe is considered to be dangerously risqué.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaeloid, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

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