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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 26th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Allmighty Nak nak
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Feckface

Population41.11 billion

CapitalNakNakDam
LeaderAllmighty Nak nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Allmighty Nak nak with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, fear of technology, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.11 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakDam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Feckfacean economy, worth an astonishing 24,126 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is a breathtaking 586,873 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,072,803 per year while the poor average 29,586, a ratio of 137 to 1.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Feckface's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Feckface is ranked 112th in the world and 5th in Wysteria for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 29,953.4 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 26thLargest Populations: 28thMost Primitive: 29thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38thMost Avoided: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 44thHighest Economic Output: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 66thMost Devout: 69thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80thLargest Insurance Industry: 93rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151stHighest Average Incomes: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225thMost Corrupt Governments: 256thLargest Gambling Industry: 296thMost Armed: 318thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 450thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 489thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 524thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,509thRudest Citizens: 1,678thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,418thLowest Crime Rates: 2,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,454thLargest Black Market: 6,513thLargest Governments: 10,116thMost Conservative: 11,858thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,088thMost Patriotic: 20,019thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,776th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Feckface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, most foreigners can't name the leader of Feckface.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Feckface, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts.

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