The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the android Irana Maltroff with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.238 billion Elves are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Incarnata. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth an astonishing 10,109 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,548 Petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,353 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, agricultural employees work for peanuts, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Elves can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Incarnate's national animal is the Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garon.

Evil Incarnate is ranked 1,841^st in the world and 3^rd in The Axis of Evil for Most Devout, with 8,145.79 prayers per hour.