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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,494th
The Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Alle Zusammen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.266 billion

LeaderTorgaf Müller


The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.266 billion Allers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,670 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,217 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, school uniforms are compulsory, and the government defends a woman's right to choose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 308,386th in the world and 75th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.46 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,493rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,494thMost Pacifist: 1,949thSafest: 2,056thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,103rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,268thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,290thBest Weather: 2,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,812thMost Developed: 2,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,911thMost Inclusive: 2,936thNicest Citizens: 3,118thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,702ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,851stLowest Crime Rates: 4,624thSmartest Citizens: 4,639thHealthiest Citizens: 4,969thLargest Governments: 5,047thMost Cultured: 5,765thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,716thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,771stHighest Economic Output: 13,425thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,870thTop
Most Secular: 16,460thHighest Average Incomes: 22,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,661stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,577thMost Income Equality: 26,116thMost Influential: 27,641stLargest Populations: 30,520thMost Efficient Economies: 30,734th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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