The United Socialist States of Endrisia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Marcus Endris with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.242 billion Endrisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Endrisia. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Endrisian economy, worth 680 trillion SEDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 129,872 SEDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Proletarian, the government spends billions to protect Endrisia from a disaster that is one in a million, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age', and the old neighbourhood isn't how most Endrisians remember it. Crime is totally unknown. Endrisia's national animal is the Proletarian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Endrisia is ranked 286,935^th in the world and 42^nd in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 0.99 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.