The Independent Territory of Czelland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Staff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.446 billion Czellics are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Szentka. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czellandian economy, worth 447 trillion Lekies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,666 Lekies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, the best defense is a good fence, and a third of Czellics are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czelland's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WIP.

Czelland is ranked 99,902^nd in the world and 21^st in Teremara for Largest Populations, with 4.45 billion capita.