The Royal Republic of Comapoom is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.127 billion Comapoomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comapoom City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The thriving Comapoomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,245 trillion soneses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 97,077 soneses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Comapoomians made a dessert and called it peace, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comapoom's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is a major religion.

Comapoom is ranked 293,077^th in the world and 7^th in Greater Nova York for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,533.43 Standard Monetary Units.