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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 401st
The Uninspired nation type of
Corporate Police State
My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population25.724 billion

Capitalthe Dog Pound
LeaderRoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001
Faith24th day dawgists

Currencyoppressed Multitude
Animalhappy people

The Uninspired nation type of Cerberion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by RoboCerb Invasion Prevention Unit 001 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.724 billion Cerberionites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dog Pound. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cerberionite economy, worth a remarkable 8,506 trillion oppressed Multitudes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 330,664 oppressed Multitudes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,095,139 per year while the poor average 3,000, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

Rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, beat cops aren't named for the territory they patrol, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, and it is said that a Cerberionite woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Cerberion's national animal is the happy people, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 24th day dawgists.

Cerberion is ranked 7,973rd in the world and 127th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.14 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 401stLargest Insurance Industry: 427thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 519thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601stMost Ignorant Citizens: 653rdMost Avoided: 695thLargest Mining Sector: 706thFattest Citizens: 717thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 854thHighest Economic Output: 901stLargest Gambling Industry: 902ndMost Devout: 1,277thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,376thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,391stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,404thHighest Average Incomes: 1,741stMost Armed: 2,020thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,911thLargest Retail Industry: 3,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,223rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,292ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,882ndLargest Populations: 4,956thMost Conservative: 6,783rdRudest Citizens: 6,953rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,973rdMost Patriotic: 8,233rdLargest Governments: 8,990thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,657thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,785thMost Influential: 18,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,714th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Conservative: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionMost Extreme: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionMost Patriotic: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 127th in the region

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