by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,155th
The Kombatant of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You got Caged.
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Cassandra Cage

Population10.043 billion

CapitalEarthrealm
LeaderCassie
FaithCards

Currencydollar
Animalfalcon

The Kombatant of Cassandra Cage is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cassie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.043 billion Cassandra Cageans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earthrealm. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassandra Cagean economy, worth a remarkable 2,875 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,347 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassie is famed for giving great back rubs, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, astronomers are flocking to Cassandra Cage to take advantage of its clear night skies, and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Cassandra Cage's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

Cassandra Cage is ranked 43,369th in the world and 1st in Greater Nova York for Most Patriotic, with 30.59 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 725thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,155thLargest Black Market: 1,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,134thLargest Mining Sector: 2,257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,284thMost Avoided: 2,438thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,954thHighest Average Incomes: 3,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,305thMost Efficient Economies: 4,388thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,515thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,916thLargest Retail Industry: 5,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,111thMost Secular: 5,424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,153rdLargest Governments: 6,543rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,701stHighest Economic Output: 7,822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,823rdMost Income Equality: 12,444thMost Developed: 13,312thMost Authoritarian: 13,787thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,220thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,292ndMost Influential: 18,336thMost Stationary: 18,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,930th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Cassandra Cage was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, astronomers are flocking to Cassandra Cage to take advantage of its clear night skies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, the new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, Cassie is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassandra Cage, Cassandra Cageans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.

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