by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 575th
The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
4 they have sown the wind&they shall reap the whirlwind
Ibrahim Kali
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Political Freedom

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Population40.457 billion

CapitalLogan City
LeaderIbrahim Kali

CurrencyBItelandic Dollar

The Holy Blue WP Guardian Nation of BIteland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ibrahim Kali with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.457 billion BItelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Logan City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient BItelandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,617 trillion BItelandic Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,847 BItelandic Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BIteland's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

BIteland is ranked 234,152nd in the world and 1,957th in the West Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -16.66 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 575thBest Weather: 708thMost Beautiful Environments: 979thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,084thNicest Citizens: 1,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,297thSafest: 1,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,471stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,508thHighest Economic Output: 1,829thMost Influential: 1,839thHighest Food Quality: 2,056thLowest Crime Rates: 2,067thMost Developed: 2,219thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,659thMost Inclusive: 2,739thHealthiest Citizens: 2,801stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,821stMost Cultured: 2,823rdMost Pacifist: 2,896thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,155thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,363rdSmartest Citizens: 4,216thLargest Governments: 5,585thMost Efficient Economies: 6,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,900thMost Devout: 9,401stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,617thMost Patriotic: 9,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,494thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,361stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,281stHighest Average Incomes: 17,002ndMost Income Equality: 21,191st
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 67th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionMost Patriotic: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192nd in the region

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