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Most Politically Free: 1,374thHighest Crime Rates: 1,852ndRudest Citizens: 2,483rd
The Most Serene Republic of
I want people to like me but not at my expense.
Aubrey Plaza
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Population7.635 billion

LeaderAubrey Plaza
FaithRadical agnosticism

Currencyrubber leg
Animaldeer-monkey hybrid

The Most Serene Republic of Aubrey-Plaza is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aubrey Plaza with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.635 billion Aubreyers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilmington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aubreyer economy, worth 773 trillion rubber legs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 101,316 rubber legs, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, bris parties are all the rage, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aubrey-Plaza's national animal is the deer-monkey hybrid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical agnosticism.

Aubrey-Plaza is ranked 27,140th in the world and 1st in Subreality for Most Extreme, scoring 41.1 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Politically Free: 1,374thHighest Crime Rates: 1,852ndRudest Citizens: 2,483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,627thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,693rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,165thMost Avoided: 4,240thLargest Retail Industry: 4,582ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,053rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,591stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,813thMost Armed: 7,802ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,099thLargest Mining Sector: 18,699thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,955thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,707thMost Inclusive: 26,975thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,121stMost Extreme: 27,140thMost Pro-Market: 27,408thHighest Drug Use: 27,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,940th

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