by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 749thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,871stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,835th
The Nuke Worshippers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Tiger Mafia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population26.016 billion

LeaderTiger Mafia

CurrencyRobert Mugabe Memorial Dollar

The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tiger Mafia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.016 billion Asukafarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wakaliwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Asukafari economy, worth a remarkable 4,144 trillion Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,324 Robert Mugabe Memorial Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 848,633 per year while the poor average 15,747, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, judges are all-powerful, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asukafari's national animal is the mzunga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Asukafari is ranked 263,289th in the world and 18th in The Axis of Evil for Nicest Citizens, with 0.41 average smiles per day.

Largest Insurance Industry: 749thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,871stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,835thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,135thNudest: 3,181stHighest Economic Output: 4,567thFattest Citizens: 5,486thMost Avoided: 6,105thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,351stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,543rdLargest Populations: 7,317thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,918thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,327thMost Devout: 8,505thLargest Black Market: 10,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,627thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,867thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,155thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,945thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,452ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,335thHighest Average Incomes: 19,468thMost Armed: 20,776thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,786th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Asukafari's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Minnow" to "Ambassador".
  • : Asukafari relocated from Balder to The Axis of Evil.
  • : Asukafari was refounded in Balder.
  • : Asukafari ceased to exist in The Axis of Evil.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market, Most Influential, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most Patriotic, and Most Avoided.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Asukafari was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.