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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,076th
The Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You
Ada Rhyll
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Astrun

Population4.236 billion

CapitalThe City of a Million Pigeons
LeaderAda Rhyll
FaithRabbitism

Currencyserran
Animalmarkhor

The Queendom of Astrun is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ada Rhyll with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.236 billion Astrese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of a Million Pigeons. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Astrese economy, worth 665 trillion serrans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,101 serrans, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Ada Rhyll's desk, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Astrun's national animal is the markhor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rabbitism.

Astrun is ranked 103,132nd in the world and 12th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Populations, with 4.24 billion capita.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,076thMost Avoided: 2,211thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,495thNudest: 3,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,705thMost Patriotic: 4,192ndMost Primitive: 4,267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,437thLargest Black Market: 4,859thLargest Mining Sector: 4,882ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,164thFattest Citizens: 6,862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,072ndMost Secular: 10,962ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,269thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,750thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,029thLargest Retail Industry: 19,476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,599thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,939thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,819thMost Authoritarian: 27,185thMost Efficient Economies: 28,465thLargest Governments: 29,072nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Astrun's influence in The Axis of Evil rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Astrun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Ada Rhyll's desk.
  • : Astrun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, scholars are leaving the country at an alarming rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrun, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

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