The Community of Aristrotzca is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Global Defense Council of Marxist Ideas with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.248 billion Aristrotzcans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantiniyye. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aristrotzcan economy, worth 72.9 trillion Aritzoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,397 Aritzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, Konstantiniyye has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and Global Defense Council of Marxist Ideas has just been declared ruler of Aristrotzca in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristrotzca's national animal is the Eritzo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

Aristrotzca is ranked 281,194^th in the world and 577^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Avoided, scoring 1.1 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.