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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,551st
The Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
A puppet of Greater Vietnam
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Almughavar Catalan

Population9.798 billion

CapitalCamp of Socialist
LeaderDictatorship of the proletariat


The Socialist Republic of Almughavar Catalan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Dictatorship of the proletariat with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.798 billion Almughavar Catalanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp of Socialist. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almughavar Catalanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,512 trillion Alms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 154,357 Alms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almughavar Catalan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almughavar Catalan is ranked 302,585th in the world and 12,204th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.63 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Publishing Industry: 3,667thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,551stHealthiest Citizens: 6,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,118thMost Pacifist: 7,235thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,448thMost Secular: 7,462ndNicest Citizens: 7,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,797thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,975thMost Efficient Economies: 8,409thMost Income Equality: 8,883rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,380thMost Developed: 9,585thSafest: 9,758thBest Weather: 9,973rdSmartest Citizens: 11,126thMost Cultured: 11,840thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,038thLowest Crime Rates: 13,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,223rdHighest Food Quality: 14,255thHighest Economic Output: 15,134thTop
Largest Governments: 15,831stHighest Average Incomes: 16,412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,020thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,374thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,347thMost Inclusive: 24,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,827thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,602ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,860th
Largest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 135th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Pacifist: 188th in the regionNicest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionSafest: 250th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 257th in the regionMost Developed: 260th in the regionBest Weather: 271st in the regionMost Secular: 275th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 330th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 354th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 363rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 402nd in the regionLargest Governments: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 448th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 472nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 558th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 562nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 570th in the regionMost Inclusive: 571st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 599th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 650th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 711th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 720th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745th in the regionLargest Populations: 862nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,191st in the region

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