The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.683 billion Adamkhazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Adamkhazian economy, worth 554 trillion Adamkhazian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 206,601 Adamkhazian dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,874,786 per year while the poor average 2,646, a ratio of 708 to 1.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, nobility is the world's oldest profession, and personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adamkhazia's national animal is the Adamkhazian blue eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Adamism.

Adamkhazia is ranked 136,581^st in the world and 9^th in The Arctic for Largest Populations, with 2.68 billion capita.