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Most Authoritarian: 6,877thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,791stMost Secular: 16,237th
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No more Capitalism
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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A Totally Democractic Government

Population843 million



The Democratic Republic of A Totally Democractic Government is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 843 million Totally Democractics are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenninburg. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Totally Democractic Governmentian economy, worth 36.4 trillion Stalins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,222 Stalins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Untold millions of Stalins are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown, and wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Totally Democractic Government's national animal is the Lennin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

A Totally Democractic Government is ranked 212,009th in the world and 16th in The Internationale for Most Avoided, scoring 1.82 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Authoritarian: 6,877thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,791stMost Secular: 16,237thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,258thMost Patriotic: 26,351stMost Conservative: 26,886thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,949thHealthiest Citizens: 28,653rd
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Hertalin.