by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,154th Fattest Citizens: 1,912th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,926th
The Demented Wasteland of
Corporate Police State
We're your friend!
Professor Hopscotch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Adorable Bunnies

Population5.926 billion

CapitalTreasure Cove
LeaderProfessor Hopscotch
FaithDeathbrood of Fluffykins

CurrencyBloody Flesh Carrot
AnimalAdorable Bunny that's totally not evil

The Demented Wasteland of Adorable Bunnies is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Professor Hopscotch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, vat-grown people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.926 billion Adorable Bunnies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treasure Cove. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient an Adorable Bunny economy, worth 911 trillion Bloody Flesh Carrots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 153,825 Bloody Flesh Carrots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,656 per year while the poor average 13,350, a ratio of 65.1 to 1.

Customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, and sick days are on the rise. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Adorable Bunnies's national animal is the Adorable Bunny that's totally not evil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deathbrood of Fluffykins.

Adorable Bunnies is ranked 160,251st in the world and 113th in Anteria for Most Average, scoring 23.4 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,154thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,912thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,926thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,005thMost Avoided: 2,020thHighest Crime Rates: 2,075thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,218thMost Armed: 2,308thNudest: 2,716thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,320thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,483rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,651stLargest Mining Sector: 4,683rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,292ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,138thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,310thMost Pro-Market: 8,427thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,180thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,337thHighest Average Incomes: 11,488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,599thHighest Economic Output: 12,958th
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the region

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