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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,027th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,343rd Fattest Citizens: 1,822nd
The Demented Wasteland of
Corporate Police State
We're your friend!
Professor Hopscotch
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Adorable Bunnies

Population6.809 billion

CapitalTreasure Cove
LeaderProfessor Hopscotch
FaithDeathbrood of Fluffykins

CurrencyBloody Flesh Carrot
AnimalAdorable Bunny that's totally not evil

The Demented Wasteland of Adorable Bunnies is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Professor Hopscotch with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.809 billion Adorable Bunnies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Treasure Cove. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient an Adorable Bunny economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Bloody Flesh Carrots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 154,854 Bloody Flesh Carrots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,978 per year while the poor average 14,723, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Adorable Bunnies's national animal is the Adorable Bunny that's totally not evil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deathbrood of Fluffykins.

Adorable Bunnies is ranked 1,027th in the world and 1st in Anteria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20,844.57 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,027thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,343rdTop
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Fattest Citizens: 1,822ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,896thMost Avoided: 1,900thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,955thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,069thMost Armed: 2,124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,132ndNudest: 2,296thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,097thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,366thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,699thLargest Mining Sector: 4,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,214thLargest Retail Industry: 6,008thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,219thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,044thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,349thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,861stMost Pro-Market: 7,948thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,861stHighest Average Incomes: 11,445thHighest Economic Output: 11,710th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Adorable Bunnies's influence in Anteria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Adorable Bunnies was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Adorable Bunnies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced.
  • : Following new legislation in Adorable Bunnies, a popular an Adorable Bunny saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.

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