The Arctic Realm of Cat Army is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cathrine Catsworth with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.843 billion Defender Extremists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catital. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,817 trillion Mice a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 205,582 Mice, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Cathrine Catsworth sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cat Army's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Defender Extremism.

Cat Army is ranked 319,435^th in the world and 1,584^th in the Outback for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,373.05 Standard Monetary Units.