The People's Republic of Carrot Gun is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 32 million Carrot Gunians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Carrot Gunian economy, worth 373 billion Pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 11,674 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carrot Gun's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

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