The Commonwealth of Cardisdia Vault2 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.952 billion Cardisdia Vault2ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardisdia Vault2ian economy, worth 299 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,566 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Cardisdia Vault2ian roads, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Cardisdia Vault2ian beaches, and recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardisdia Vault2's national animal is the Bat or The Cow.
Cardisdia Vault2 is ranked 280,272nd in the world and 62nd in Cardisdia for Most Cultured, scoring 51 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Cardisdia Vault2ian beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Cardisdia Vault2ian roads.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Cardisdia Vault2 City to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Cardisdia Vault2, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends.
