Population | 20.546 billion |
Capital | Malachi |
Leader | Quincy-Claudia Green |
Currency | Poko |
Animal | Rat |
The Summatory Socialist Republic of Captiotia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Quincy-Claudia Green with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.546 billion Captiot are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malachi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Captiotian economy, worth a remarkable 5,946 trillion Pokoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 289,439 Pokoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Balder, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime is totally unknown. Captiotia's national animal is the Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Captiotia is ranked 1,570th in the world and 49th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 302 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Captiotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Captiotia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Captiotia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Captiotia altered its national flag.
- : Captiotia changed its national leader to "Quincy-Claudia Green".