Population | 21.794 billion |
Capital | Cainesland City |
Leader | The Federal Council |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | gold coin |
Animal | Tiger |
The Kingdom of Cainesland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 21.794 billion Caineslandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cainesland City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Caineslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 100,846 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, atheists on vacation find a major religion's scriptures make useful doorstops, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cainesland's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Cainesland is ranked 10,690th in the world and 592nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Cainesland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Cainesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.