The Democratic States of Bytonic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Morgan Stone with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.983 billion Bytoni are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yyveris. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bytonici economy, worth 367 trillion Aadens a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,353 Aadens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bytonic's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Bytonic is ranked 61,580^th in the world and 2,865^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 72.88 on the Human Development Index.