The Federal Republic of Bro Wyned is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Brigitte de Kaer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.009 billion Wynedi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vannetais. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wynedi economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Botons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,833 Botons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Brigitte de Kaer is wearing this season, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, the tightness of border controls in Bro Wyned leave a little to be desired, and sex changes are routinely performed at Bro Wyned's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bro Wyned's national animal is the Ermine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kristeniezh.

Bro Wyned is ranked 249,105^th in the world and 153^rd in Anteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.28 law-abiding acts per hour.