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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,762ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,007thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,409th
The Nuclear Wasteland of
Democratic Socialists
A nuclear war cannot be won, and never must be fought.
Governor Tin Win Kyaw
Influence
Dominator
Main Governing Office of Colonization in British Burma / Rangoon
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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British Rangoon

Population1.228 billion

CapitalRangoon
LeaderGovernor Tin Win Kyaw
FaithAnglicanism

CurrencyBritish Pound Sterling
AnimalGreen Peafowl

The Nuclear Wasteland of British Rangoon is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor Tin Win Kyaw with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.228 billion Rangoonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rangoon. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 139 trillion British Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,688 British Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, legend has it Governor Tin Win Kyaw's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Rangoon's national animal is the Green Peafowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

British Rangoon is ranked 171,990th in the world and 4th in British Colonies Of Burma for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,162.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,762ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,007thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,409thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,602ndHighest Food Quality: 12,634thMost Inclusive: 13,081stMost Accessible: 14,006thMost Secular: 14,186thSafest: 14,511thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,022ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,033rdMost Income Equality: 16,050thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 17,061stNicest Citizens: 18,164thMost Cultured: 20,303rdBest Weather: 20,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,750thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,651stSmartest Citizens: 24,005thMost Developed: 25,608thHealthiest Citizens: 27,350thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,372nd
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : British Rangoon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in British Rangoon, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in British Rangoon, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : British Rangoon was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : British Rangoon changed its national nation type to "Nuclear Wasteland".
  • : British Rangoon changed its national currency to "British Pound Sterling".
  • : British Rangoon changed its national motto to "A nuclear war cannot be won, and never must be fought.".
  • : Following new legislation in British Rangoon, legend has it Governor Tin Win Kyaw's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in British Rangoon, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : British Rangoon was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

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