The Kingdom of Britinthia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.177 billion Britinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Culloden. The average income tax rate is 51.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Britinthian economy, worth 631 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,266 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Britinthia's national animal is the Coelodonta, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Polytheistic Neopaganism.

Britinthia is ranked 115,314^th in the world and 5,618^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.2 law-abiding acts per hour.