The Workers' Council Republic of Brezzia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Compa' Presidente with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.826 billion Brezzians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Idilio. The average income tax rate is 13.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezzian economy, worth a remarkable 5,858 trillion tarìs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 311,212 tarìs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Compa' Presidente on Brezzia's coulrophobia epidemic, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime is almost non-existent. Brezzia's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drooghism.

Brezzia is ranked 304,718^th in the world and 30^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.45 kickbacks per hour.