The Workers' Council Republic of Brezzia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Compagno Presidente with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.059 billion Brezzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The tiny, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Sybaris. The average income tax rate is 2.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brezzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,049 trillion tarins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 288,004 tarins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Brezzia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dudeism.

Brezzia is ranked 267,336^th in the world and 11^th in Badge for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.71 law-abiding acts per hour.