The United Kingdom Socialist of Boyznichov is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Vibius Fouad Al-Kertakhan with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 7.412 billion Boyznichovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Kertakhanyare. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boyznichovian economy, worth 676 trillion Dollar Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 91,309 Dollar Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boyznichov's national animal is the Black Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Boyznichov is ranked 27,839^th in the world and 1,368^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 80 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.