The Republic of Bormiar Card Farm 14 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its fear of technology, disturbing lack of elderly people, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.036 billion Bormiar Card Farm 14ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.6%.

The thriving Bormiar Card Farm 14ian economy, worth 225 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,618 baht, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Bormiar Card Farm 14, the elderly are killed softly with a song, third world countries are rich in "I Love Bormiar Card Farm 14 City" t-shirts, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bormiar Card Farm 14's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bormiar Card Farm 14 is ranked 265,945^th in the world and 212^th in Bormiar Card Farm for Most Cultured, scoring 58 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.