The Republic of Bohr is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 3.804 billion Bohrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Becis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohrian economy, worth 418 trillion bohrers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,942 bohrers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,455 per year while the poor average 19,265, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, procrastination is a national sport, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohr's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bohr is ranked 66,918^th in the world and 29^th in Rushmore for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.75 law-abiding acts per hour.