The Southern Delicacy of Blended Brisket is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.928 billion Blended Brisketians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 84.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Blended Brisketian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,502 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more Blended Brisketian than revanchism, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue, pet owners are granted clemency from being ritually sacrificed, and riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blended Brisket's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Blended Brisket is ranked 305,635^th in the world and 1,548^th in the Outback for Least Corrupt Governments, with 27.32 percentage of bribes refused.