The United Realms of Biyambi is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 6.386 billion Biyambians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mrima Nlluwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The strong Biyambian economy, worth 453 trillion Silivas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Average income is 71,070 Silivas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

New regulations have put a halt to monkey business, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and contestants on Biyambi's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Biyambi's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Eperism.

Biyambi is ranked 82,049^th in the world and 5^th in Mandalanusa for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 45.34 on the Kitten Softness Rating.