The United States of Bill J Clinton is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bill Clinton with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.813 billion Bill Clintonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill J Clintonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,116 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,229 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bill J Clinton is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, the news is showing footage of Bill Clinton bullying an old man to the point of tears, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill J Clinton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Bill J Clinton is ranked 16,251^st in the world and 6^th in SOS Brigade for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.96 law-abiding acts per hour.