Population | 15.271 billion |
Leader | Prince Anselm |
Faith | Pietistic Lutheranism |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | honey bee |
The Principality of Bienenhalde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Anselm with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.271 billion Bienenhalders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bienenhaldish economy, worth a remarkable 4,002 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 262,123 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bienenhaldish tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, and a government program is underway to revitalize Bienenhalde's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bienenhalde's national animal is the honey bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pietistic Lutheranism.
Bienenhalde is ranked 93rd in the world and 1st in Vaporwave Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 288.05 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, a government program is underway to revitalize Bienenhalde's beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, Bienenhaldish tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Bienenhalde, babies are a small but significant export.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.