The Constitutional Monarchy of Bhacil is a very large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 385 million Bhacilanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bhacilander economy, worth 8.87 trillion Quarters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,051 Quarters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhacil's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bhacil is ranked 300,560^th in the world and 214^th in The Sacred Elite for Highest Average Incomes, with 23,051.85 Standard Monetary Units.