The Constitutional Monarchy of Bhacil is a mid-sized, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 99 million Bhacilanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bhacilander economy, worth 2.74 trillion Quarters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,669 Quarters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, only the brainiest citizens become academics, many Bhacilanders are delayed by flocks of sheep on their morning commute, and Bhacil is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is totally unknown. Bhacil's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bhacil is ranked 278,417^th in the world and 214^th in The Sacred Elite for Most Developed, scoring 49.73 on the Human Development Index.